Halle Berry, Brangelina, and Sandra Bullock’s Baby

Men all over the world can rejoice … Halle Berry and her gorgeous male-model babydaddy Gabriel Aubry have split.

“Berry and Aubry split some time ago, but remain close friends and committed parents to their daughter,” a rep for the actress told Access Hollywood on Sunday.

For those of you keeping score of such things, a source close to Berry and Aubry told People magazine that Berry was the dumper, not the dumpee.

“She kicked him out months ago because he wasn’t able to pull his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on,” the source said.

Berry, 43, and Aubry, 34, have a 2-year-old daughter, Nahla.

Did Brad Really Call Jen ‘Pathetic’?

Maybe we’re missing something here, but we don’t think anyone gets possession of “architecture” in a divorce.

A source reportedly Jennifer Aniston “pathetic” for appearing on the cover of Architectural Digest — one of his favorite magazines.

Pitt reportedly complained that Aniston was never into architecture and used to make fun of him for his interest in it.

“Brad feels this is all so desperate,” the “insider” said. “It was a ploy to get his attention.”

Sandra Adopts a Baby … Without Jesse

Sandra Bullock clearly doesn’t need a husband to have a child — particularly one who lies, cheats and has a strange interest in Nazis.

Bullock announced in People magazine that she’s the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy born in New Orleans.

The actress, 45, and Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago. They brought Louis home in January, but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars, People reported.

Bullock, who filed for divorce last Friday following reports of James’ infidelity, is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

Was Michael Jackson Gay After All?

Seems like all of Michael Jackson’s “scandals” always link back to his dermatologist’s office.

Jason Pfeiffer, a former dermatologist’s assistant and current CEO of a medical company, claims that he was Jackson’s boyfriend right up until the King of Pop died.

Pfeiffer told “Extra” that he had a very “passionate and sexual” relationship with Jackson.

Jackson’s dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, told “Extra” he once walked in on Jackson and Pfeiffer — and Jackson was shirtless.

Jackson denied throughout his life that he was gay. “I just assumed that he was probably bisexual,” Pfeiffer said.

Tara Reid’s Wedding Called Off

So much for that fairy-tale wedding.

Four months after getting engaged, Tara Reid released a statement saying her Big Day has been cancelled.

“Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials,” according to People.

The 34-year-old bride-to-be gushed to In Touch Weekly in March about her upcoming wedding to Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann.

“I’ve always wanted that fairy-tale Cinderella look,” she said while perusing wedding dresses. She also looked forward to having “one or two” kids in the next year.

Tara’s had her share of rough breaks over the last few years. We hope her Prince Charming is still out there!

King Ditches Much Younger Wife for Even Younger Sister?

When you’re wife no. 8, you can’t realistically expect that your love will last forever.

Larry King, 76, and his eighth wife Shawn Southwick, 50, filed dueling divorce papers last Wednesday.

Southwick suspected King was having an affair with her “little” sister, 46-year-old Shannon Engemann, TMZ reported.

The sister denies the allegations, but even lavishing your wife’s sister with expensive gifts is a big no-no in our book.

That said, the New York Daily News reports that the couple will begin marriage counseling this week, and a friend told the paper they are both drama queens who “make up to break up.” So, reconciliation seems possible.

Larry had better hope so. He revealed in a 1997 TV Guide interview that he and Southwick didn’t sign a prenup.

Applegate to Wed Hubby No. 2

She’s getting married … and hopes to be with children in the near future.

Christina Applegate, 38, and Porno for Pyros rocker Martyn LeNoble, 41, are planning to tie the knot, usmagazine.com reports.

“The couple, who have been dating for two years, got engaged on February 14, 2010,” a rep for the actress confirmed to Us.

Applegate divorced first husband, actor Johnathon Schaech, in 2007.

Applegate told Us last year that LeNoble supported her throughout her breast cancer ordeal. Earlier this year, she also told Us that she had babies on the brain.