Halle Berry Gets Smoochy in Paris; Wedding Bells for Gaga?

We knew Halle Berry wouldn’t be single for long! And her new man is a total hottie.

Berry, 44, has been spotted canoodling with her French “Dark Tide” costar Olivier Martinez, 44, in Paris.

(Have you ever seen “Unfaithful”? Yep … this is the guy who was sexy enough to tempt Diane Lane to cheat on perfect husband Richard Gere.)

“It was the classic ‘I’m going to kiss you here in a dark corner’ move,” an onlooker told People. “And she was waiting to be kissed.”

For those of you who are still playing “Seven Minutes in Heaven,” the onlooker says the kiss took place in a doorway and lasted two minutes.

“They had their arms around each other as they walked,” the onlooker added. “They were both smiling and laughing. Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple — absolutely looked like more than friends.”

We don’t know about you, but we don’t make out with our friends for two minutes in a doorway.

Will Lady Gaga Soon Be Mrs. Gaga?

We thought Lady Gaga was too busy exposing her butt cheeks and flipping off Mets fans to be seriously dating anyone, but apparently her “Bad Romance” is going very well.

The singer, who recently got back together with ex-boyfriend Luc Carl, reportedly told friends that she wants to marry him in a New York ceremony, followed by a five-day party in Europe.

A friend of the star reportedly told Look magazine: “She’s not going to spare any expense with this wedding and wants a Cirque du Soleil-style troupe, fireworks and every day of the wedding to have a different theme. She wants a seven-foot wedding cake which she plans to get Dita Von Teese to jump out of and perform a burlesque dance, and Sir Elton John to serenade them.”

Would the Lady have it any other way?

Jesse James Done Crying Over Sandra Bullock

Looks like Sandra B. has been replaced by Kat Von D.

“LA Ink” star tells People that she and Bullock’s cheating ex-hubby Jesse James are in love.

“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told People last week.

Asked if she thinks he’s “The One” for her, Kat said, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

And despite all the talk of neo-Nazi memorabilia and tattooed bombshells, Jesse and Kat apparently fell in love over … Scrabble.

“Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that — when we both realized how nerdy we were.”

Wow … that almost makes us like James a little more. Just a little.

Jessica Simpson Is Madly in Love … Again

Seems like every time you turn around, Jessica Simpson is crazy in love with a new dude.

The queen of oversharing (rivaled only by the king of oversharing, her ex-boyfriend John Mayer) tweeted on Sunday about her newest squeeze, ex-NFL player Eric Johnson. And she was definitely all a-twitter about him.

“I met a wonderful man. Damn I’m lucky!” she said.

Wasn’t it just yesterday she was dying her hair brown to look more intellectual for Mayer?

Marriage Gets “Slashed”

“Paradise City” is over for Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash and his wife of nine years.

The guy behind all that hair has filed for divorce from Perla Ferrar, citing irreconcilable differences, TMZ reports.

Sources close to the couple say “the breakup is extremely acrimonious,” and they reportedly did not sign a prenuptial agreement. Welcome to the jungle, Slash … looks like things are about to get ugly!