Jesse James and Kat Von D: Takes Two to Tattoo?; Fred Armisen: Unlikely Ladies Man?

Seems like Jesse James has moved on to a new tattooed vixen (or should we say victim?)

“LA Ink” star Kat Von D has confirmed that’s she dating “the most hated man in America” – aka the man who cheated on America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock and nearly ruined her Oscar win.

And while America may not have forgiven Jesse for breaking Miss Congeniality’s heart, Kat (who looks a little bit like Bullock, weirdly) has.

“I am a believer that we’re all human and we’re all capable of making mistakes,” she told the Kevin & Bean radio show on L.A.’s KROQ-FM. “…I have made mistakes, too. … I’ve got a lot of respect for Jesse and how he handled it.”

Well, we’re not so sure that running off with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee was a great way to handle trouble in his marriage … but Kat says she and Jesse have more than just tats in common.

“Just because I have tattoos doesn’t mean, ‘Oh, you guys are a perfect match,’” she told KROQ. “I think that I’m his type on a different level than people would assume.”

Let’s hope that doesn’t mean that she also likes to collect Nazi memorabilia!

As for Sandra, she is, as they say, “so over” Jesse.

“We have both moved on with our lives and only want the best for each other. Anything else that is said on my behalf is inaccurate,” she told People.

‘This Is Exactly Why I Left Him’

We have to admit that we’re feeling a little sorry for Heidi Montag lately.

First comes news that her plastic surgeon has died in a tragic car accident at age 50, reportedly from Tweeting while driving.

Then comes word that her estranged husband Spencer Pratt is writing a “tell-all” about their relationship.

“This is exactly why I left him,” she told TMZ.

Dare we say that Montag is actually coming out of this marriage looking … smart?

Fred Armisen: Unlikely Ladies Man?

Who would have guessed that “Saturday Night Live” star Fred Armisen would be at the center of a scandalous love triangle?

Well he is … sort of. Armisen, 43, is reportedly dating his 23-year-old castmate Abby Elliott, less than a year after he married “Mad Men” actress Elisabeth Moss.

But it’s not as juicy as it sounds (though Abby is a little young for Fred). Armisen and Moss reportedly split in May.

“Both him and Elisabeth have moved on,” a source told People. “It was totally amicable and friendly.”

We don’t really care about Fred’s love life as long as he keeps doing hilarious skits like this one:

SNL “I Am Your Mother”