SKIP: Katy Perry, “Teenage Dream”

If you’ve seen the cover, you’ve heard the album. Katy Perry occupies that space between Lady Gaga’s machine-gun bra and Miley Cyrus’ cage dance. “Teenage Dream” is as infectious as a venereal disease and as self-conscious as the purple-haired poseur crashing the prom. I’ll stay at home with my National Geographic magazines.

WATCH Katy Perry’s music video for “California Gurls” (featuring Snoop Dogg).